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Poo Poo Parenting: Poems and Parodies for Perturbed Parents

by Sarah Jarman

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You need a licence to drive a car, training to cut hair, permission to travel, health and safety to cook food, but parenthood? That comes for free (or at the cost of a split condom at least). There is no training, you don’t need a licence and anyone can be a parent. From the second this tiny person is handed to you, you are alone. They are your responsibility, and your responsibility not to screw them up too.

It is TERRIFYING…

And wonderful…

and altogether completely surreal.

Here are the snippets of my version of motherhood. The panics, the drama, the passing thoughts, the poems (because sometimes there is no ‘normal’ way to talk about parenthood, so verse seems entirely appropriate). It is raw, but it is real. The parenting manuals don’t tell the whole truth. When your day has been exhausting, when you are close to tears, have been pooped on, or puked on, or haven’t even been able to leave the house, this is the book you need. For no other reason than to know you are not alone. I am right there beside you… and here is the proof..
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Poo Poo Parenting: Poems and Parodies for Perturbed Parents Sarah Jarman

 

 

 

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